Ramblings of an Exhausted Mind
You know you’re tired when….
When you go to your refrigerator water dispenser and hesitate before filling your glass. You see, above the label that says “water” indicating the water dispenser and not the ice dispenser, you see another label that says “light.” You think to yourself, is this glass big enough to hold all the light that will come out if I press the button? 
Something I hate…
I hate going to a public bathroom and having to make a poo. Even at this old age, I am embarassed by the sound of the poo hitting the water and will always cough or make other noise to cover it up. Am I the only one who does that?
And isn’t it awful when you make an terribly stinky poo in a public bathroom and someone decides to go into that stall before the stench has had a chance to dissipate. You know that they are looking at you as if to say, “what crawled up inside you and died?” Today on the plane, some teen boy went into the bathroom immediately after I had made a pretty foul deposit. When he came out, I saw how he looked at me. All I could do was go back to my book and pretend that it wasn’t me. Too bad Poufy wasn’t there. We blame her for all the stinkies in our house. 
You know you travel too much when…
- You think of the Philadelphia International Airport as your second office.
- You wake up in a bed with white sheets, ugly pictures on the walls, and hideous carpet and wonder where the hell you are.
- You keep 3 different sized suitcases in your bedroom at all times.
- Your 15 newspapers are collected from the curb and thrown directly into the recycling bin.
- You do expect to see a USA Today in the morning outside your bedroom door…at home.
- You get annoyed by the rookies in the security line who don’t know to take off their shoes, remove their computers, or keep their boarding passes in their hands as they go through the scanner.
- The kitties forget you’re their mommy.
- You can actually have a deep discussion on the pros and cons of over 10 airports.
- You dream of a kid-free airline.
- You look for the button on your home phone to dial to request your wake up call.
- Want some travel-sized shower gel and lotion? Shoe cloth? Mouthwash, perhaps?
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