Welcome To The Dollhouse

Protocol For The Bidet

I admit it. I’m stupid, sheltered, uncultured, a real faux diva (love the oxymoron in the last one). I arrived in Athens this afternoon, and after a bit of hyperventiliation about whether I’d be able to find my way around considering that I don’t speak or read Greek, I realized that English is everywhere and […]


And Away We Go

Well not actually “we.” Just me. I’m sitting in the USAirways club (thanks to my Envoy Class ticket) waiting to head downstairs to board the first leg of my trip. I’m flying through Munich to Athens (no, not Georgia) for a work meeting, then on the 31st, I will head to Prague for the International […]


Plane Sick

Lord, let me tell you. I am so fricking sick of being on a plane. In one week, I’ve been on 10 plane rides (from wheels up to wheels down, as the pilots like to say). It’s not getting old. It is ancient. I am so done. Let me catalog some of my recent Incidents […]


Which Hood Should I Choose?

I know you thought I was all done with my choices for my kitchen, but alas no. I’m still floundering on a few items. Here’s my previous post for a review: Welcome to the Dollhouse: Oh This Kitchen… I changed the dishwasher a little to get the Miele with the hidden display (incognito display) and […]


Apostrophe Crime Wave – Part Two

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. Just when I thought it was safe to walk around the office, the following sign appeared: I had to take it down…I just had to. What’s up with Yahoo Driving Directions these days? On Sunday they got me lost in Jackson, Mississippi. […]


Apostrophe Crime Wave – Part Two

Just when I thought it was safe to walk around the office, the following sign appeared: I had to take it down…I just had to. What’s up with Yahoo Driving Directions these days? On Sunday they got me lost in Jackson, Mississippi. Tonight, I got lost in Lansing, Michigan. (Ended up in Bath.) Guess I […]


The Common Thread Project

Stirrup Queens and Sperm Palace Jesters: The Common Thread Project What a wonderful idea. Reminds me of the Zappy Magic bracelets that AdoringHusband and I wore for about 2 years. I’m going to find this thread or some pomegranate yarn to wear as part of this project. Anyone feel like joining me?


I Was Just Annoyed, Now I’m Pissed

Yesterday I returned home to find another letter from our adoption agency (asking for $1200 for our home study course) that was addressed to Mr. & Mrs. HisFirstName HisLastName. Now you may remember my previous screed on this topic: Welcome to the Dollhouse: A Titular Mess So after all my complaints, corrections and pleading, this […]


I Was Annoyed, Now I’m Pissed

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. esterday I returned home to find another letter from our adoption agency (asking for $1200 for our home study course) that was addressed to Mr. & Mrs. HisFirstName HisLastName. Now you may remember my previous screed on this topic: Welcome to the […]


I Was Annoyed, Now I’m Pissed

Yesterday I returned home to find another letter from our adoption agency (asking for $1200 for our home study course) that was addressed to Mr. & Mrs. HisFirstName HisLastName. Now you may remember my previous screed on this topic: Welcome to the Dollhouse: A Titular Mess So after all my complaints, corrections and pleading, this […]


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