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Oh I Get It

Seen on a woman’s t-shirt here in the terminal: Idaho? No, Udaho! Ha ha.


Oh, I Get It

Seen on a woman’s t-shirt here in the terminal: Idaho? No, Udaho! Ha ha.


Why Do I Attract All The Boozers?

I must secrete some type of pheromone that makes the first class airplane boozers sit next to me. I can’t believe that this is all governed by the vagaries of the seat assignment computer. I must be attracting these men, somehow. On my flight from Phoenix, I found myself seated next to Grizzly Adams. I [...]


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