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Not Without My MAC

It was fun flying on Thursday, the day the terrorist threat was uncovered. If any of you expect this post to be in any way a serious analysis of terrorism, our ability to detect liquid explosives or detail about the British plot, you will be sorely disappointed. I leave such items to the current event [...]


Not Without My MAC!

It was fun flying on Thursday, the day the terrorist threat was uncovered. If any of you expect this post to be in any way a serious analysis of terrorism, our ability to detect liquid explosives or detail about the British plot, you will be sorely disappointed. I leave such items to the current event [...]


December???

Just found out today that my cool refrigerator choice, the new Thermador Freedom 36″ 3-door built in won’t be available until between late October to early December! The appliance guy wants me to pick something else. He’s pushing the SubZero: But as AdoringHusband continues to say, it looks like it belongs in the grocery store. [...]


Apostrophe Crime Wave

I’ve got to give it to Brian Sack, the author of the hilarious leather pants eBay ad that gave him 15 well-deserved minutes of fame: DKNY Men’s Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own He recently posted about the apostrophe crime wave that seems to be sweeping our nation: Apostrophe Crime Wave He beat me to the [...]


Oh This Kitchen

Did I mention that I’m about to embark on a kitchen remodel? I think it is finally hitting me that this is going to be an expensive, anxiety producing, fretful enterprise. I don’t know what I expected. Probably that fairies and angels would perform all the work while I slept and I would awake to [...]


Oh This Kitchen…

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. id I mention that I’m about to embark on a kitchen remodel? I think it is finally hitting me that this is going to be an expensive, anxiety producing, fretful enterprise. I don’t know what I expected. Probably that fairies and angels [...]


Oh This Kitchen…

Did I mention that I’m about to embark on a kitchen remodel? I think it is finally hitting me that this is going to be an expensive, anxiety producing, fretful enterprise. I don’t know what I expected. Probably that fairies and angels would perform all the work while I slept and I would awake to [...]


Oh I Get It

Seen on a woman’s t-shirt here in the terminal: Idaho? No, Udaho! Ha ha.


Oh, I Get It

Seen on a woman’s t-shirt here in the terminal: Idaho? No, Udaho! Ha ha.


Why Do I Attract All The Boozers?

I must secrete some type of pheromone that makes the first class airplane boozers sit next to me. I can’t believe that this is all governed by the vagaries of the seat assignment computer. I must be attracting these men, somehow. On my flight from Phoenix, I found myself seated next to Grizzly Adams. I [...]


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