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Green & Yellow Teeth? Not So Good

I’ve been learning a lot this week it seems. First it was how to properly strap Little Girl into her car seat (and for those who requested pictures, they will not be forthcoming!) and now the ever important lesson that teeth should not appear green or yellow under any circumstances. Before anyone begins to think […]


Ivy League Morons

I’ve always thought of myself as being a fairly smart person. And I know that AdoringHusband considers himself to be incredibly smart. So why is it that two smart, Ivy League educated, graduate degree having, multilingual folks can fail at something so basic….something so absolutely incontrovertibly easy, that I know I risk losing your respect […]


Flossing My Bling

From the Urban Dictionary: Flossing (or Flossin’): Showing off; showing what you’ve got. Bling: flashy or gaudy jewelry, named for the sound generated when worn. I guess that’s what you could say I’m doing today. I’m flossing the bling given to me by my dear husband as an anniversary present. But you know there is […]


So Then He Stuck 3 Needles In My Neck

Or maybe it was one needle 3 times. I’m not so sure. Who and what the hell am I talking about? My neurologist and treatment for my newly diagnosed myofascial pain syndrome. You see, for the past several years my migraine headaches have gotten worse…a lot worse. And strangely, instead of them starting well, in […]


She’s, Um…Like You

Let me start this little post by saying first and foremost, I ain’t mad at the woman. I’m still trying to figure out how I feel, but anger isn’t part of the equation. With that out of the way, let me begin. Yesterday, we went to my favorite place for breakfast: IHOP. (Yes, even divas […]


She’s, Um…like You

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. et me start this little post by saying first and foremost, I ain’t mad at the woman. I’m still trying to figure out how I feel, but anger isn’t part of the equation. With that out of the way, let me begin. […]


Welcome to the New Dollhouse!

I know you all thought I had jumped off the planet after my last post about Butt Paste, but no. I’m still here and so is The Dollhouse. But thanks to the wonderful WordPress theme designing skills of Sunny from HeadSetOptions, The Dollhouse has a fresh new look. I couldn’t be happier. The funny thing […]


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