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I’m Speechless

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. HOCKER: “Kramer’s” Racist Tirade — Caught on Tape (via tmz.com) – WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS PROFANE AND RACIAL- Michael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that […]


Jonesin’ For My Scale

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. My bathroom scale is gone. In its place is an empty space on the floor. I’ve been gazing wistfully at that space for 2 days. I don’t like this. So why is the scale gone? Well see, it has to do with […]


Hallelujah, I’m Back!

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. fter being down for two freaking weeks, this blog is back in full effect! Lord, all the behind the scenes drama between Blogger and Your-Site (my web host). Both were in a “it’s not our problem” game of hot potato. Finally it […]


Hmmm…

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. houldn’t have had that martini tonight. When you are already exhausted and starving, martinis do not help, even when they are combined with food. I had this whole plan to return to my hotel room and blog away, but the martini took […]


Apostrophe Crime Wave – Part Two

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. Just when I thought it was safe to walk around the office, the following sign appeared: I had to take it down…I just had to. What’s up with Yahoo Driving Directions these days? On Sunday they got me lost in Jackson, Mississippi. […]


I Was Annoyed, Now I’m Pissed

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. esterday I returned home to find another letter from our adoption agency (asking for $1200 for our home study course) that was addressed to Mr. & Mrs. HisFirstName HisLastName. Now you may remember my previous screed on this topic: Welcome to the […]


Oh This Kitchen…

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. id I mention that I’m about to embark on a kitchen remodel? I think it is finally hitting me that this is going to be an expensive, anxiety producing, fretful enterprise. I don’t know what I expected. Probably that fairies and angels […]


Oh, That Makes Perfect Sense…NOT

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. After the whole brouhaha with Fat Mona/Ramona, I decided to contact the FAA to find out the actual regulations about noise-canceling headset use during takeoff and landing. Here’s the dialogue: Me: I wear noise canceling headsets during my frequent airplane travel. I […]


Carefree, That’s Me

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. ’m in Carefree, Arizona. Yes, that is the real name. I wouldn’t make something like that up. I’ve been here since Sunday for a meeting enjoying the hot…really hot…really, really hot weather. I think it was 105 today and people were saying […]


Bebe’s Kids and White Hats

Originally published at Welcome To The Dollhouse. You can comment here or there. I must be in Blackville, Black Town, or Blacksburg. (I won’t call this Chocolate City since DC has the sole distinction of wearing that label.) I arrived in Detroit this evening (after waiting on the runway in my beloved Philadelphia International Airport […]


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